If you have a weak stomach or just don't like to talk or think about poop, then pass on this blog.
While at the San Francisco airport waiting for my layover, I recieved a text message from Dan telling me good luck and ect.. and he was waiting for a response on what it is like to poop on an airplane.
For some reason, my body has enough sense to not poop in public. It has a mind of it's own and chooses to do the buisness at home. (Pun intended)
Well on a ten hour flight my poop decides it can't wait any longer so to the miniscule closet they call a toliet.
If you haven't been in an airport bathroom it's very much like a portapotty minus the bad smell. If you haven't been in a portapotty, well you are shit out of luck then. (Hahah, shit out of luck, I crack myself up)
Unfortunately for me, the toliet I happen to use was clogged without my knowledge. So when I pushed the flush button, it just kind of stayed there. Eww. Otherwise I'd imagine the rushing water would push it down it's way. Stayed tuned for my return trip airplane poop adventures in about 3 weeks!
Saturday, June 09, 2007
Pooping on a Plane
at 8:35 PM
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My sistor told me she had a seat by the bathroom on her flight to Charleston a couple of years ago and some hairy man took a nasty shit and she had to smell it the entire flight.
Liz, you pooped on a plane. You were that girl. Some unsuspecting fool had a seat by the bathroom and had to smell your pop all the way to Korea. YOU RULE!
Have you seen those high-end luxury porta-pottys though? They're heaven in a broiling, outdoor, summer in-the-middle-of-nowhere day.
Something like one of these...
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They change your life, I swear.
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